111 Best Attitude Statuses For WhatsApp

1. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

2. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

3. Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

4. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

5. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

6. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

7. I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

8. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

9. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.

10. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

11. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.

12. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

13. Nothing is over until you stop trying.

14. Person you love is 72.8% water.

15. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

16. People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

17. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

18. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

19. she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

20. I drink to make other people interesting

21. If at first, you don’t succeed.. Keep flushing.

22. Save water drink beer.

23. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

24. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

25. Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers !!

26. You’re much happier when you just don’t give a f*ck

27. If people criticize u, Hurt u, or shout at u, Don’t be bothered just Remember “In every Game audience make the Noise, Not the Player”  

28. I don’t know why they associate flowers & chocolates with love. Love is a bitch that bites you on your ass and breaks your heart

29. When Someone hates you without no reason , call that bastard slap him right on his face and give that bastard a fuckin damn reason !!! ha ha ha !!!

30. If you are good at something, never do it for free 😀

31. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

32. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

33. I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business

1. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

2. Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

3. I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

4. It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

5. I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉

6. I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…

7. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”…..

8. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……

9. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…!

10. “”There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.'”

11. “”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””

12. People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

13. My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

14. Me…..myself…and I..!!

15. My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….

16. Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

17. I m sorry did i give u d impression that i give a damn abt u???

18. I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

19. Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

20. Don’t Copy My Style.

21. I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

22. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

23. You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.

24. Silence is better than lies.

25. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.

26. Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.

27. If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.

28. Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

29. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

30. I’m not perfect, I am original.

31. All girls are my sisters except you.

32. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

33. Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

34. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

35. Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

36. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

37. I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

38. I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.

39. Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.

40. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

41. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

42. The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.

43. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

44.  FUCK ur PAST…SMOOCH ur PRESENT….KISS ur FUTURE…!!!!

45. Born to express not to impress.

46. Silent people have the loudest minds

47. Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

48. Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

49. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

50. “Success” all depends on the second letter.

51. i may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back

52. You either live in love or die, there is no way in between

53. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

54. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

55. When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

56. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

57.  I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

58. I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.

59. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

60. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

61. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

62. My attitude your problem your attitude my foot

63. I would rather say bitch plzz!!! Instead of arguing wid u…..

64. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

65. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

66. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

67. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

68. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

69. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

70. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

71. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

72. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

73. If someone hates you for no reason….. Well, give them one good one.

74. Dekhi Zamane Ki Yaari,Bicchde Sabhi Bari-Bari.

75. I want to restore MY life…

76. life is hell.. yet LIVE the EVIL..

77. Sharing your problems with others doesn’t help rather people who took pity on u increases

78. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

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