29 Best Funny WhatsApp Statuses Ever
- Viral Noax
- Aug 27, 2014
- 2 min read
“Who’s that?” “What are they doing?” “What’s happening?” ; “Shut the hell up and watch the movie”.
Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head.”
That moment when you have to return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
Listening to someone who’s single is a good way to mess up your own relationship.
A burp is just a fart that took the elevator.
Once they see you’re doing better without them, that’s when they want you back.
It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.
I love the feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to attend anyways.
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Nothing faster than the speed of light? That’s a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes her look fat.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Bacon is also Red…poems are hard. Bacon.
Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it “selective participation.”
The name’s Bond. Name’s Bond.
I’ve thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up.
I’d rather change a tire than a diaper.
I always hated when my parents would get rid of my toys, even those with which I had long since stopped playing.
If I actually “spoke my mind”, I’d be in deep trouble.
I hate people who tYp3 LyK tHi5.
I don’t mind going to work, but that 8 hour wait to go home really sucks.
DO NOT EAT MEAT! Do not eat vegetables, either. Do not eat anything. Suck on a rock for millennia and think of what you’ve done.
I’d rather change a tire than a diaper.
Apple introduced the new iPad Mini…for those light days.
I’m think that this Halloween I’m going to scare everyone I know by texting them “We need to talk.”
There’s no such thing as a quiet idiot.
I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed.
Not answering my question, answered my question.
University: Where it isn’t about ‘what you know’, but rather, ‘how much you can temporarily know within a short period of time’.
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