87 Best Funny WhatsApp Statuses Ever
- Viral Noax
- Aug 27, 2014
- 4 min read
I’m a pessimistic person, I see the glass half empty even when it’s full
I don’t let my friends do stupid things ALONE 😉
Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one
Save paper don’t do home work
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
i only drink alchohol on days that end in y…..
There’s no war that will end all wars.
Forget the dog! Beware of kids!
What am I supposed to type here?
hello!Problems where are you looking I am here.
always busy…. but dont know what doing…
Roses are red. I am going to bed
Any one wants ego,get it from me…Iam having a lot…..
Trust No-one as Trust also contains “RUST” in it !!!
Adults are just kids with money
Do not lie because every little lie you lie brings you closer to good bye…
Life is Short – Talk Fast!
Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it…
magine being 100% naked and hearing a bunch of loud noises you don’t understand, that’s what it’s like to be an animal.
Never sure if it’s a roof rack or a cop car.
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for — in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
Nobody looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep.
I advise you, don’t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
It’s impossible for a woman to say ‘I’m not overreacting’ without screaming.
Spoiler Alert: You drive a Honda Civic, not an epic Dragon. You don’t need a giant wing on the back. Knock that crap off.
If you have my phone number but insist on posting some personal tidbit on my FB wall, I’ll beat the crap out of you.
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh.
Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.
LIKE if you think every phone should have the same charger. SHARE if you wish it were true 🙂
That awkward moment when someone is watching you eat.
If you say ‘boots’ and ‘cats’ realy fast you are beatboxing.. MIND=BLOWN!
Saying “what?” but then one second later realizing what they said.
We all have that one friend that you can honestly see in jail one day.
That awkward moment when someone says “Hello!” and you say “Good thanks!”
Google: Helping couples determine who is right and wrong since 1997.
Scratch and Sniff Here [____] …Smells like glass, doesn’t it.
Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.
I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status
I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
My girlfriend is like my iPad…I don`t have an iPad.
The longer the title the less important the job.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
When in doubt, mumble.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
God must love stupid people- he made so many!
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up’.
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.
If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything
God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
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