19 Coolest WhatsApp Statuses Ever

1. I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

2. I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

3. Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

4.  Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

5. Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman 🙂

6. INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

7. Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love <ur bf=”” gf=”” name=””>’ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛

8. I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉

9. Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥

10. Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

11. Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI…Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Please Do This Now.

12. I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

13. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

14. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

15. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

16. Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

17. A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.

18. A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.

19. If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

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