500+ Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp, facebook and twitter
- Viral Noax
- Apr 11, 2019
- 5 min read
500+ Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp
1. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
2. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
3. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
4. I wish I could mute people in real life.
5. I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
6. Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.
7. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
8. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
9. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
10. You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.
11. I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
12. I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
13. I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
14. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
15. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
16. I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
17. I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
18. I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
19. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!
20. Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
21. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
22. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
23. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
24. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
25. “3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”
26. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
27. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
28. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
29. You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
30. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
31. Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.
32. Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
33. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
34. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
35. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
36. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.
37. Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.
38. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
39. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
40. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
41. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
42. I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
43. The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
44. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
45. Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
46. Hey, you are reading my status again?
47. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
48. Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
49. Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.
50. If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.
51. So you’re checking my status
52. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
53. Say it to my face, not through your status.
54. Stop checking my status better you have your own.
55. WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.
56. Not always Available.. Try your luck.
57. Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”
58. Battery low, please disturb later.
59. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
60. Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
61. Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
62. Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So it’s fun.
63. Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
64. I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.
65. I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
66. When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.
67. If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.
68. Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you weren’t ready.
69. Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.
70. I Was reminded that my blood type is BE POSITIVE!
71. I am blood type O-positive, which I remember by staying ‘optimistic positive.’
72. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
73. It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.
74. I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.
75. I don’t have time to hate the people who hate me because I’m busy loving the people who love me.
76. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
77. Dear stress, let’s break up.
78. I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
79. I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please by patient I will get to you shortly. Lol
80. Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee.
81. Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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Hey there! You are using Whatsapp.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Hey there, WhatsApp is using me.
I like to stay in bed. It’s too “people-y” outside.
I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.
I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.
Be nice to nerds, they will be your boss one day.
I would call my fashion style “clothes that still fit.”
Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.
If people are talking behind your back, that’s a good time to fart.
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
I’m not lazy. I’m just on battery saver mode
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