Best Whatsapp Status in English
- Viral Noax
- May 28, 2019
- 3 min read
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Best English Status
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
When a door closes, an incognito window opens.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Whatsapp Status account for sale, Friends included.
Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry.
Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED!
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.
When I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
I just want to die young as late as possible.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
If you’re talking about me behind my back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss my ass!
Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything.
Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
If I had the world in my hands, I’d give it all to you.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
Girls who say “a lot of guys are after me” should remember that cheap prices attract many costumers.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”….
After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…..
They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius.
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited.
The sun is somewhere shining even when it rains.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free WiFi so that people visit more often.
Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
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