Cool Whatsapp Status 2019 – Best status

1. I’m the dude with cool attitude.

3. Keep calm and enjoy life.

5. Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

7. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

9. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

11. Yes, I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

13. Silence is the best response to a fool.

14. I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

15. My life my rules.

16. Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.

17. The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.

18. I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.

19. Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

20. I am Waiting for GF Message!

21. Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!

22. When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!

23. Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

24. Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine…

25. I don’t care what people think or say about me…

26. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

27. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it!

28. I wish my parents were like Google… they should understand me even before I complete…

29. Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

30. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However I am superhero for my GF…

31. People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!

32. I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

33. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

34. Totally available! Please disturb me! 36. Life must go on.

36. I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life… good luck!

37. Girls spend the first 10 years of their life’s playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their life’s they try to look like one.

38. I used to play sports a lot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.

39. I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.

40. Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “Good-Bye!”

41. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

42. The longer the title the less important the job.

43. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

44. By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

45. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

46. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

47. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

48. We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.

49. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

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