Facebook Bio Status, About Me Intro Quotes

About Me Status Update 

I’m everything you want but can’t have.

Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?

Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?

Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd and geek, decreaser of world sucking.

Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me.

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

Being this fabulous is a full-time job.

I’m afflicted with Awesome. There’s no curing it.

I am a rare species, not a stereotype.

Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.

I’m not ashamed to be me. What’s wrong with being unique?

I’m writing my autobiography on my Facebook account.

Mark Zuckerberg, this is my original Facebook account, please, don’t spy on me!

I’m one of a kind and I’m unique. Never forget that.

I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me.

I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.

My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.

I won’t change – I was ‘being grown’ and not being adjusted to the opinion of the others.

I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.

I’m not going to change; I’m very stubborn in this way. I am what I am.

Analogue by birth, digital by design.

Why look up at the stars when the biggest star is me.

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

I work an unpaid internship as a professional nerd.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Get in line to worship me, minions.

I’m not anti-you. I’m anti-stupid.

I’m single because I was born that way.

My life is a lovely story, happy and full of incident.

My life is never empty because my heart is always full.

I don’t aspire to be like other, I aspire to be unique in my own way.

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn’t hit the target yet.

I’ve had to learn to fight all my life – got to learn to keep smiling. If you smile things will work out.

May the space between where I am and where I want to inspire me.

Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.

My best friend is me, and I take good care of me.

I am… me. No matter what I say or do, I’m still me.

I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning to sail my ship.

Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man’s doing but my own. I am the force.

I’m working on myself for myself by myself.

I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I really mean it.

There is no competition because nobody can be me.

Short Facebook Bio Update

Candid.

Straightforward.

Sarcasm connoisseur.

I’m only pretending to be me.

Born at a very young age.

Adventurous.

Affectionate.

Ambitious.

Courageous.

Diligent.

Empathetic.

Frank.

Generous.

I depend on me.

Don’t copy my style.

Water off a duck’s back.

My motto is, ‘Never quit.’

If you’re a player, I’m the coach.

Sincere.

Sympathetic.

I am blessed!

My life needs editing.

You say freak, I say unique.

Welcome to my kingdom.

I’m a cute boy.

Aspire to inspire before we expire.

Sky above me, earth below me and fire within me.

Small aim is a crime; have great aim.

No expectations, No disappointments.

I can, therefore I am.

I am best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.

I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.

Single and waiting is better than taken and faking.

I know I left my sanity around here somewhere.

I don’t do bitter. I only get better.

I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the Coach.

People say that I am bad… but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!

I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.

Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.

My motto is: feel the fear and do it anyway.

Only batteries have pluses and minuses. And I’m ideal.

I am not afraid… I was born to do this.

I am a daydreamer and a night thinker.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

My character is very normal, it’s your nerves that are weak…

I don’t know where I am going, but I’m on my way.

I say what I mean, that is why I keep silent.

I’m too rad to be sad.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15.

Winner of World’s Best Friend Award (Category: Nagging)

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.

Of course I’m high maintenance. I pay for everything I own.

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!

I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.

Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me.

I am trying to find myself. Sometimes that’s not easy.

I’m blessed and I thank God for every day for everything that happens to me.

Love myself I do. Not everything, but I love the good as well as the bad. I love my crazy lifestyle.

You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lines. You may tread me in the very dirt, but still, like dust, I’ll rise.

I am not trying to give an image of a fairytale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.

About Me Quotes For Girls Bio

Me? An angevil.

I am a cutie with a mission and a hottie with ambition.

Today’s mood is brought to you by coffee and lipstick.

I am like a butterfly: pretty to see and hard to catch.

You don’t need a King and a castle to be a Princess.

Some girls don’t need make up because they are born to be original.

A sense of humor makes a girl beautiful.

Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.

I am a wild woman. It would take a warrior to tame my spirit.

Alone, by herself, she built the kingdom that she wanted.

Some girls chase boys… I pass them!

Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.

Don’t be the girl who needs a man, be the girl a man needs.

Lift up your head princess. If not, the crown falls.

I deserve the world so I,m gonna give it to myself.

She is beauty, she is grace she will punch you in the face.

Boys fall for me- Because I trip them.

A smile is the best make up any girl can wear.

Good girls are bad girls that aren’t caught.

You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.

Girls work on their looks, not their minds because they know boys are stupid, not blind.

Ladies you deserve to be his first place girl, not his just in case girl.

Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes can change your life.

My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.

I am just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.

I’m not short. I’m fun-sized!

I am the perfect version of me.

Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.

Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!

My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.

Beware: I may just be the most awesome person you’ll ever meet.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.

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What?! I’m not small! It’s the world that’s too big!

I am in you and you in me, mutual in divine love.

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.

I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.

You have to sift through a lot of gold to find my dirt.

I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon.

I am just a girl looking for my heart.

I understood myself only after destroyed myself. And only in the process of fixing myself did I know who I was.

I hate studying for exams, Is there any Facebook application for that?

I just find myself happy with the simple things. Appreciating the blessings God gave me.

I love the confidence that makeup gives me.

Funny Bio for Facebook

Yes, No, Maybe So.

Hey, are you reading my bio again?

A Caffeine dependent life-form.

I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.

Who else are you going to follow? Really?

Living my life in my style.

God doesn’t make junk.

Smile…It confuses people..!

When nothing goes right, Go left.

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I notice everything but I keep my mouth shut.

If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try.

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

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