Facebook Status – Status for Facebook about Love, Life, Attitude and Fun

Facebook Status – Status for Facebook about Love, Life, Attitude, Fun

1. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

2. You think I’m not online. But I’m always here. Even if I’m not posting. I’m here. Scrolling. Judging.

3. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

4. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

5. I’m not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.

7. My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.

8. Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.

9. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me cause it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

1. Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.

2. You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.

3. I didn’t grow up feeling very handsome. I learn, I worked and now I’m.

4. Every hard working man is the writer of his own success story!

6. There are no mistakes in life, just lessons.

7. If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

8. Enjoy life. It comes with an expiry date.

9. The best revenge is living a successful, good life, and just being happy.

10. Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.

1. Life is like a superstore, you could find everything you need around but you have to pay to get anything.

2. Lucky me! Now I can feel why I’m succeeded in life, cause I tried.

3. Life is short don’t panic. Keep calm you’re only here for a short visit.

5. Your love is all I need to feel complete.

6. There’s only 1 thing 2 do in 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

7. True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries = Life is Good.

8. No one realizes the beauty of love until you’re caught in it.

9. If love was a storybook, we’d meet on the very first page.

10. No matter where you go or what you do, my love will follow you to the ends of the earth.

1. I am in love with you and all of the little things that make you, you.

2. In an instant and forever, love can make a fool seem clever.

3. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

4. Love is like water; we can fall in it, we can drown in it and we can’t live without it.

5. To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.

6. I am truly, completely, overwhelmingly, passionately, deliciously and spectacularly in love with you.

7. I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.

1. I carry your heart with me, I carry it in my heart. I am never without it.

2. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

3. I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.

5. Whoever tucked the ‘S’ in Fast Food was a clever person.

6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

7. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

1. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

2. Life is trying things to see if they work.

3. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.

4. Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters.

5. A wise person knows their limits. But a clever person knows they have none.

6. My life motto is Do my best so that I can’t blame myself for anything.

7. It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

8. I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am okay.

9. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

1. I am somebody. I am me. I like being me. And I need nobody to make me somebody.

2. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

4. Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.

5. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

6. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.

7. Each new day is another chance to change your life.

8. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

1. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

3. I’m a wonder. The wonder of wonders.

4. Special skills: I’ve got a Ph.D. in human feelings.

5. I knew my destiny was to be in the winner’s circle.

6. But ever since I was a kid, I was always the winner.

7. I like being single, I’m always there when I need me.

8. This profile belongs to a lost soul.

9. My style is unique, please don’t copy it!

10. Either I will find a way, or I will make one.

11. I wanna be a robot, no feelings no pain.

1. I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.

2. An active learner, dreamer, and goal oriented individual.

4. It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong.

5. Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 

1. FACT: 99.7% of guys named “Dan” are not actually “The Man”.

2. Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

3. Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation.

1. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

2. You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.

3. If I got 50p for every maths exam I failed I’d have about £6.20 now.

4. Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

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