Facebook Statuses About Life – life Status

   Facebook Statuses About Life.

1. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

2. You think I’m not online. But I’m always here. Even if I’m not posting. I’m here. Scrolling. Judging.

3. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

4. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

5. I’m not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.

6. Facebook keeps asking me, what’s on my mind? and honestly, it’s always you.

7. Be a good person, but don’t waste your time to prove it.

8. Log out from Facebook and go to bed, close your eyes and enjoy my company in dreams or nightmares.

1. I’m a genius and good person, I just do genius stupid things in a good way!

2. God made things that have life, rest was made in China.

3. So grateful for Facebook, otherwise I’d to call 428 people every night to let them know I am ready for bed.

4. I always learn from other people mistake who take my advice.

5. Today I promise to live without Facebook and Twitter if you promise to kiss me all day and make me feel better.

6. I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.

7. Having a good personality like mine, I count it’s a blessing and treasure like wine.

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1. What I’m trying to do, creating a unique version of myself.

2. If people are jealous of you, let them be, you are doing something amazing. That’s the thing!

3. Sometimes I just want to thank my haters cause they are my unpaid motivators.

4. The only thing that makes me proud every morning is my personality.

5. I never try to win over the haters because I’m not a jackass whisperer.

6. The more I know what I’m doing that gives me the power to build up unique attitude.

7. Build your own future by moving on. Letting go annoying things is cool than hanging on.

8. If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

9. Enjoy life. It comes with an expiry date.

10. The best revenge is living a successful, good life, and just being happy.

11. Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.

1. Life is like a superstore, you could find everything you need around but you have to pay to get anything.

2. Lucky me! Now I can feel why I’m succeeded in life, cause I tried.

3. Life is short don’t panic. Keep calm you’re only here for a short visit.

4. There’s only 1 thing 2 do in 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

5. True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries = Life is Good.

6. No one realizes the beauty of love until you’re caught in it.

7. If love was a storybook, we’d meet on the very first page.

8. No matter where you go or what you do, my love will follow you to the ends of the earth.

9. I am in love with you and all of the little things that make you, you.

10. In an instant and forever, love can make a fool seem clever.

11. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

12. Love is like water; we can fall in it, we can drown in it and we can’t live without it.

1. To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.

2. I am truly, completely, overwhelmingly, passionately, deliciously and spectacularly in love with you.

3. I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.

4. I carry your heart with me, I carry it in my heart. I am never without it.

5. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

7. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

8. Life is trying things to see if they work.

9. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.

10. Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters.

11. A wise person knows their limits. But a clever person knows they have none.

12. My life motto is Do my best so that I can’t blame myself for anything.

13. It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

14. I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am okay.

15. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

16. I am somebody. I am me. I like being me. And I need nobody to make me somebody.

1. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

2. Yes, No, Maybe So.

3. Dream big and dare to fail.

4. Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.

5. Better to be strong than pretty and useless.

6. I’m a wonder. The wonder of wonders.

7. Special skills: I’ve got a Ph.D. in human feelings.

8. I knew my destiny was to be in the winner’s circle.

9. But ever since I was a kid, I was always the winner.

10. I like being single, I’m always there when I need me.

11. This profile belongs to a lost soul.

12. My style is unique, please don’t copy it!

13. Either I will find a way, or I will make one.

14. I wanna be a robot, no feelings no pain.

15. I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.

16. An active learner, dreamer, and goal oriented individual.

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