Nepali Funny Status and Jokes

Nepali Funny Status

yo jaaDomaa ki ruii, ki phuii, ki duii bhanchhana . aaphoo ullekhita tina waTai wikalpabaaTa banchita . lau na aru kehi upaaya chha ? .

na chiThThaamaa TV paryo na amerikaa jaane DV paryo na kasai sanga LOVE paryo dikka laagera phesabuka chalaauna laako WIFI nai gayo.

murkha baaTa garieko taaripha sunnu bhandaa buddhimaana byaktiko gaali sunne baani basaalnusa sachchaai namiTho nai bhaepani laabhadaahi hunchha

kehi maanchhe aduwaa jastaa hunchhan dekhnasaatha pisna mana laagne

Love parchha ki bhanera aakhaa judhaako ahile aakhaa paakera hairaana bhairaachha

haasnalaai chaahaanaa chaahido rahechha ma baahaanaa khojirahe

kati umera bho,nasodhnusa na hajura 20 rupaiyaamaa 3 oTaa ruchi chaauchaau khaani belaaki hu ma

jaanu aba raati phona gare hai Gf : jaanu aba raati phona gare hai BF : naai raati kuraa nagarne raati kuraa garne bhane ta timi morchheu GF : kasari Bf : aamaa le bhannubhako ta ratimaa juna chuDela sa**ga kuraa garchhsa ni tyo aaja mero haatabaaTa morchhe

laamkhuTTe bachchaa ko kariyara maleriyaa laamkhuTTe : (aaphno chhoraa sanga) ta Thulo bhayara ke banchhs chhoro : tapaai jhai maleriyaa laamkhuTTe maleriyaa laamkhuTTe : (risaaudai) bekupa Degyu ko course gara tesamaa tero kariyara raamro hunchha .

rixaa waalaa sanga punTe : (rixaa waalaa sanga ) bajaara jaanchha . rixaa waalaa : uma jaanchha . punTe : (jholaa nikaaldai ) aaudaa malaaii 2 kilo TamaaTara lyaaidinu hai . rixaa waalaa : behosa

paDhaaimaa tagaDaa chhoro punTe ko baa : chhoraa 5 pachhi kati aauchha bhana ta? punTe : 6, 7, 8 punTe ko baa : baabaa paDhaaimaa ta tagaDaa chha mero chhoro , ani 7 pachhi kati aauchha bhana ta ? punTe : 8, 9, 10 punTe ko baa : baaph re, ani 10 pachhi ni ? punTe : gulaama, missi, baassaa.

killer laaii phaasi

police : killer laai ) bholi bihaana 5 baje talaai phaasi hunechha. killer : haa haa haa police : oe kina haasdai chhas? killer : kina bhane ma ta bihaana 8 baje samma sutiraheko hunchhu.

Hot GF Nepai chutkila BF : haina timile yo miniskarTa lagaaeko dekhera gharamaa buwaale gaali garnu hunna ? GF : aha garnu hunna tara aamaale chaahi saahrai gaali garnu hunchha BF : buwaale chaahi kehi nabhanne ani aamaale chaahi kina tyati dherai gaali garne ni ? GF : aamaa aaphno lugaa arule lagaako manai paraaunu hunna .