WhatsApp Status in English 2019

WhatsApp Status in English 2019

1. Some people R just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA

1. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

1. I’m single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.

1. When someone says: You are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!

1. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. I’m just unique.

1. I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

1. Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

1. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

1. If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.

1. …It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

1. Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

1. I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair.

1. Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

1. I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.

1. I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’

1. Dear Math, Please Grow Up & Solve Your Own Problems. I’M Tired Of Solving Them For You.

1. I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head & Other Person Doesn’t Follow The Damn Script.

1. Sometimes, I Forgot How To Spell A Word So I Change The Whole Sentence To Avoid Using It.

1. Sometimes I Wish I Was A Bird….So I Could Fly Over Certain People & Poop On Their Heads.

1. Long Time Ago I Used To Have A Life, Until Someone Told Me To Get Into Social Networking.

1. Chocolates Comes From Cocoa, Which Is Tree. That Makes It A Plant….So Chocolate Is A Salad.

1. I Don’t Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour.

1. Always Speak The Truth No Matter How Bitter Harsh It. But Run Immediately After Saying It.

1. My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.

1. I Hate It When People Are At Your House & Ask “Do You Have A Bathroom?” No, We Pee In The Yard.

1. The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.

1. People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.

1. They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug?

1. It Takes Real Skill To Choke On Air, Fall Up Stairs & Trip Over Completely Nothing. I Have That Skill.

1. No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.

1. When Guys Get Jealous, Its Actually Kind A Cute. When Girls Get Jealous World War Iii Is A About To Start.

1. Everything Happens For A Reason. But Sometimes The Reason Is That You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision.

1. People Have Become Really Naughty On WhatsApp. Even Married Women Have Put Their Status As “Available”.

1. Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, Call Me….I’ll Laugh At You.

1. It’s Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks She’s Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.

1. Courage is grace under pressure.

1. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

1. I’m thankful for every moment.

1. Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

1. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

1. Where words fail, music speaks.

1. Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.

1. We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.

1. Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.

1. We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.

1. All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

1. You affect the world by what you browse.

1. I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.

1. Save water drink beer.

1. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

1. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

1. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

1. Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life.. Love gives us a fairy tale. 

1. Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing.

2. I don\’t care how I look, I don\’t care how I act, as long as I can be happy with my life, i enjoy it.

3. Argument wins the situation but loses the person. So never argue with your loved ones; because the situation is not important than Your Loved Ones.

4. We don’t need to share the same opinions as others, but we need to be respectful.

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